Emergency Liposuction app for iPhone and iPad

A fun app for your entertainment only!
Feeling fat again? Annoyed by the constant whining of your girlfriend or your friends about their weight? Here is the answer: Emergency Liposuction for your iPhone or iPod touch!

With this fun app you can tease your friends and enemies.

✭✭✭✭✭ „Man, Im so fat!“ ✭✭✭✭✭
Any answer you give now, can only be wrong!

So...
✭ Take your iPhone or iPod touch
✭ Start Emergency Liposuction
✭ Hold it close to your friends belly
✭ Suck off and youre done!

Annoy your friends and foes alike!

With this app you have the audience on your side!

Liposuction for everybody, anytime, anywhere - with all the disgusting details.

A liposuction is a pretty gross affair!
Now with all the disgusting details in this hilarious app for your iPhone and your iPod touch.

For any consequences for relationships and friendships we take no responsibility ;-)

✭✭✭✭✭ Rather lose a good friend than missing a punchline. ✭✭✭✭✭


Disclaimer: This fun app is intended for entertainment purposes only. This is not a real liposuction app. Before attending or performing a liposuction, consult a doctor.